Excuse me, I farted!

Yup the title says it all.  When is it acceptable to admit that you have passed gas in public places? 

One thing I hate the most is going in an elevator and a person is rushing out as if it is going to explode, just to realize there was a gas explosion.  Another one will be waiting on a long line and getting a drift of someone’s fart and there is nowhere to run cause you don’t want to lose your position in the line. 

Maybe it is never appropriate to admit that you have farted but shouldn’t we be considerate of others respiratory system by walking out of the line and fart somewhere else where the smell won’t bother so many and it won’t linger around that long. 

I have a co-worker that had the lap band operation.  Unfortunately when you get those procedures done besides eating only a small portion you also get massive gas.  When she walks around and releases those tiny gas bombs she always and never fails to say “Excuse me. I farted!”  So if you have a really good imagination I have that look on my face of – “Crap I just inhaled!”

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Sleep seems to be my best friend

I had a bad day today.  To make the story short I have this problem about sleeping.  I sleep a lot and everywhere.  I fall asleep while driving which is very bad, I fall asleep while working which is very very bad and I fall asleep every chance I get.  I dont deprive myself sleep but yet this occurance always happen.  So I got in trouble here at work today in regards to the sleeping part.  Oppurtunities have been missed and unnecessary stress has become of my situation.  I told my doctor about it but he keep insisting its just because I am tired.  I think I have sleep apnea or I have narcolepsy.  This can not be normal.  I worked two jobs before but it lasted for a year and a half, there were times that I would go to the next job without sleeping.  But that has been almost 4-5 years ago so I can not keep using that excuse.  So I called my doctor again to ask for a refferal but he is wanting to see me as a checkup but why cant he just give me a refferal he always say no that there is nothing wrong with me.  i really need to go to a sleep center to check if I do have a problem and how severe is it.